John Travolta kisses Scarlett Johansson as they arrive for the 87th annual Academy Awards ceremony at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California (Photo: EPA/PAUL BUCK)
Johansson was posing for photographers in an emerald green gown from Atelier Versace, when suddenly, in a tuxedo from goodness only knows where, John Travolta came looming into view.
He slunk in close, lips puckered like a horse’s bottom, and planted a wet-looking kiss on Johansson’s cheek.
She didn’t react: even when his right hand crept around her waist, her gaze remained steady, her own arms by her side. She said nothing, but the look she shot the cameras said everything.